"Love letter"

            Today in class we saw the story of Yuri Gagarin, the first human to travel into outer space. Which was a great feat for the time considering the poor technology they had. And if it is true Yuri Gagarin did it, were hundreds of others who did not achieve the same result. That is why each astronaut before a mission wrote a farewell letter to his beloved in case something goes wrong. And this was the task today. A little depressing if you ask me. But hey, this is my letter ....

My love:

If you are reading this letter something definitely gone wrong and I can’t be with you right now at your side as I promise. I’m really sorry and I hope someday you can ever forgive me. Remember that I will always love you and the beautiful family that we created. Please, be strong for me and don’t be afraid of moving on with your life in a future. I hope someday you can understand and be proud of me.

Yours forever

Your love

"Complaint letter"

                 Well, this post is not going to have great introduction, it's just a letter of complaint. I have to admit that at the beginning of the task I had no idea how to make a letter. And eventually I did, that's true. Okay, I learned something new. But it was not fun.

August 31, 2014

Missy Blue

  Pink Street  #123

Paradise, Skyland

Sr. Dark Shadow

President

MELON

White Street #321

Paradise, Skyland

Dear Sr. Dark Shadow:

I’m a client of MELON for several years. A very happy client until a few days. When I decided to change my mobile.  On August  01^st, I bought a cell phone “Nokia BX3”, in a MELON store located in White Street #321, Paradise. The cell phone worked well for two days but then stop working. I went to the store looking for solution and they told me to leave it there for two weeks. Two weeks later I went to get the phone and they told me that had not yet repaired, because the replacement part had not arrived.  A week later I called to the store and I was told the phone it could not be repaired. It took three weeks to inform me that was beyond repair. Because of this incident I have been without cell incommunicado for nearly a month. Now I write to you for a solution. I hope my money back or give another cell as soon as possible. If not I'll have to take other actions. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

Sincerely.

Tatiana Andrade

Oh! Yeah!

              Well, in this class we had to create an infomercial inspired by an object that the teacher gave us. Of course we did not know what was it real use and would have to invent one. As expected no one guesses its purpose. So we unleash our imagination. Now, I have to confess that I was the creator of this monstrosity. And I was inspired on those who make us sigh. Do not hate me :)

                 Oh! No! You feel itchy again in your private parts and you cannot scratch without your hands smell bad. That's over. Now you can scratch with the Oh! Yeah! “and not smell that unpleasant aroma. You can scratch in the office, in a restaurant, at the pool, at the supermarket, in the hospital, in a meeting with your boss, in a marriage, etc. 

            Oh! Yeah! It is a soft artificial finger that scratches the itching from the root. Avoiding redness and sensitivity. Now you can finish with that annoying itch that keeps you from performing correctly in your daily work.

             With Oh! Yeah! Now you can scratch calmly. Continuing with your life as if nothing had happened. And it is as easy as removing it from its packaging, place it on any of your fingers and scratch and then save it again. It cannot be easier.

             It comes in various colors and shapes for the different itches that haunts you. Easily adjusted and easily adapts to all kinds of fingers. Besides being flexible and soft. Is  so small that you can carry around. 

Testimony: Whenever I had a meeting with my boss I felt an unbearable itch in  my ass. But I couldn't scratch my ass because the smell who would leave in my hands. Since I start use Oh! Yeah! I can now scratch quietly while I talk to my boss and then shake hands with no problem. Thanks Oh! Yeah!

“Little red riding hood & the wolf”

           

           I confess. I have never liked the nice version of fairy tales. You immediately know that stories have a darker moral. And you know you are deceived.  Luckily today in class we had the opportunity to give it another twist to the story of Little Red Riding Hood. See if you can guess what kind of rotation we use.

         Once upon a time in a little village located on the depths of the forests. Lived a lonely girl and her fearful mother. There people lived in constant fear because once a month a wolf appeared and killed a person.  Nobody knew why and no one ever asked. And so the days passed. 

                  Until one day the mother asked her daughter to visit her grandmother and deliver her a basket with food. She lived out of town in a little cabin not far away near a river and was all alone. The girl accepts, put his white hood and prepared for the journey. But not before his mother strongly recommends her be careful with the wolf. She had heard the wolf but had never seen and she was intrigued. The girl nodded and as he walked away the mother's face was filled with tears. 

                The road was short but was covered with thick fog. And as she approached to the little cabin she starts to felt how the trees suffocated her and the darkness enveloped her. At the distance she saw the house totally destroyed. The windows had broken glasses and there was no door. And there was a strong smell after a while. She decided to come in and she saw her grandmother dismember in the ground. Terrified ran to hug his grandmother or what was left of her as his hood was dying of blood. Hurried took the pieces of her grandmother and save them in her basket. She could not leave her there. Not that way. She should be buried. 

               After that she did not know how, but I was back in the village covered in blood. “Little red riding hood you shouldn’t be. You're his. He’ll come to claim you”, her mother said.  And determined took Little Red Riding Hood and chained her to a tree outside the village. Meanwhile, she waited in despair when suddenly the wolf appeared…

“Just because”

          I think we've all gone through a curious stage as children. Where all our conversations end in why? Why I shouldn’t do this? Why is that? Why is not it? Why do not you answer me? And I could go on and on.  That lovely stage. Well today in this class we decided to return to our roots and get carried away by this darling question. Why? Why? Why? And as I expected it is a never ending story. Just look how it turned out my story…

                               A man is driving down a country lane. He is driving very fast…

          Because the girl he love is close to getting married and he has to stop her. Because she doesn’t know that he loves her because he never had the courage to tell her. Because he was afraid that she wouldn’t love him back. 

             But now this changes. Because someone told him that she loves him back in secret since they were little kids but she always tough that look at her like a little sister. Now she is getting married to someone whom she doesn’t love because her parents are forcing her. Because they want to make an alliance between the families. 

            But, now she is having second thoughts. Because she can’t stop think in the man she loves. And she is thinking in run away. Lucky for her, her true love is in front of her. But, she can even move because is shocked. He just looks at her and extends his hand. She did not think twice and takes because he knows that his feelings are reciprocated

“Heads or tails”

             

                Making decisions in life has been always complicated.  For example, decided what kind of candy you want to buy when you are little or decided what college career you want to study when you grow up. Sometimes we choice right and sometimes we made mistakes. But, what if all the pressure of a decision where put in a coin. Heads or tails. Yes or no.  Everything would be easier and our histories will be other. Well, this was the exercise that we made in class. In a desperate intent of set free our creativity. And this was the result… 

                                                                 The history is about…

                Once upon a time a young girl who is an angel. She has long black hair and piercing black eyes. She defends humans against demons and she has been on earth fighting them for years. 

                 Several years ago she rescued a little boy from a powerful demon. Since then she has been looking after him. The child is now a teenager and is all alone in world. He had black hair and eyes conveyed an eternal sadness. Everything was well in the boy's life. Everything was normal and boring. 

                Until he begins to feel that an evil force pursued him day and night. Demons where coming for him. They want to claim him. It was the same demon that killed his entire family a night years ago. But he did not know, was too young to remember it. And the fear and loneliness wrap him. The devil does his job well. He decides to end his life and meet his parents. 

                 Everything seemed to come to an end when he felt a warm hand stroking her hair. It was her, reminding him that it was not his time to go. It was then when he saw her. She saves him for the second time. But now she would stay to defend him. With time they become friends. And he learned from his past. Now he is ready to learn to defend himself and avenge his parents. And she will help him to do it. Together they fight against all evil until they find the powerful demon.